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It's an incredibly eerie sound, and there was more than a fair share of droppings scattered everywhere. There's also the fact that the attraction was in Texas, in an old building with not much in the way of air ffor -- temps got up to degrees where the performers worked. So, yeah, by the end of a cycle they probably smelled worse than actual zombies.

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